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New Conehead Attachment Grinds Up the Competition

As our Cannabis Dispensing Conehead continues to evolve, we'd like to thank all the testers in Trumpland who took the time to help make our product better. Because of this input we have designed the Conehead with a companion mini grinder which can be used to fill up your medical bottle before attaching the Conehead for hours of pouring fun.

As we are using 3D printers for manufacturing at the moment there may still be quarks in the product but these do not affect the function. With this kit you can securely carry your cannabis to a friends house, then use the Conehead to pour bong hits until it's empty then attach the grinder and fill your bottle up with some of your buddy's bud. The Conehead makes your smoking ritual easier and better organized while letting you keep an eye on your cannabis level in the medicine bottle.

For older smokers or MMJ patients with conditions that make the little things hard the Conehead can offer a level of independence when enjoying cannabis. It is also designed to load a vaporizer with no mess. Tap tap tap or pour it in to begin your smoking experience. Brought to you by TANSTAAFL Solutions.

Commander Red



During the 1930's the word marijuana was forced into our lexicon by anti-cannabis advocates within the government. This word was used for it's anti-immigration connotations of the time to frighten the general public with fear and mis-information. Yet today we have incorporated it into our culture without many knowing it's true evil origin. We must work to enlighten others to never use the word marijuana when refering to cannabis and it's by-products. We should also work to get lawmakers to ammend the word out of current legislation and replace it for what it is...CANNABIS. Join us in a campaign to persuade others of our goal.
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TANSTAAFL Solutions Mission:Welcome, to TANSTAAFL Solutions. It is our mission to stand against the celebrity corporate cultured mentality and bring back thee virtues of Responsibility, Hard Work and Understanding. T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L (There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch) means we get what we pay for. Robert A. Heinlein, in his novel The Moon is a Harsh Mistress wrote,“That anything free costs twice as much in the long run or turns out worthless.” How many worthless things are around today? Ignorance, unjust laws, racism, the GOP. All these things work to degrade a Human soul. Many Earthlings have no clue but because of their numbers, they decide how we should live. TANSTAAFL Solutions will work to voice opposition to what is wrong today. It is time to take responsibility and work for direct action to change. We hope to encourage, entertain and inspire others to join us and amputate the rancid 20th century mentality which has corrupted our time. We believe in a global world culture of Planet Terra and everyone has the right to freedom, equality and to live responsibly in peace. We also understand that any of these goals cannot be achieved without dedication, an effective strategy and the will to work and stand for what is right.

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